David Sedaris in the New Yorker
Two fun things as of late.
1. I left my car windows open and it started raining. While I was drying off the inside I found a change drawer, that after a year of ownership, I never knew was there. It was so full of change it was really hard to open.
2. Yesterday I bought an eggplant (among other things) at Super Target. The cashier kept paging through the produce codes, continually leafing until she finally asked, "What is this?" I tried to pass off my amused grin as being caused by a nearby baby.
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